People Eaters

For once, based on reality.  HT to my husband who was there for it!

Old MacDonald

One morning I was casually quizzing the kids on what noises different animals made.  Then we tried some more difficult ones.  Giraffes, platypuses, earth worms.  The last one stumped them exceedingly until I started screaming and yelling as though I was being eaten.

The kids laughed and laughed and insisted that I make it a comic.

Now it's not gruesome since the kids requested it...right?

Whisper of Love

Can I please get a raise of hands as to how many people will message one another and be in the same room?

Because seriously...all.the.time.

Showering

Note: the caption says FEELS like.  If you choose to actually wear clothes while showering, that's your own business.  Her dress is merely for illustrative (and of course family-friendly) purposes.
Although with the speed at which I need to hop out of the shower, remaining fully dressed is sometimes an option.

Effective Theft-Prevention Devices

This goes out to all of you Christmas cookie makers out there who try with admirable effort to maintain proper cookie dough levels so as to have the correct output for presents and treats for loved ones.

No cookie dough was harmed in the making of this comic.  I can't guarantee complete theft-prevention through the use of this method.

Travel Necessities

In case you can't read it...click on the image!
Otherwise, it reads as follows:

Travel Necessities for 1st Baby

Diaper Bag with more pockets than a Boy Scout:
4 kinds of diapers
5 baby outfits
2 mommy outfits
wipes
wipes warmer
hand sanitizer
bum cream
hand cream
eye circle cream
bulb syringe
brand name changing pad
snacks
formula
bottles
bottle brushes
nursing cape
inflatable nursing pillow
nursing pads
toy sanitizer
scented diaper trash bags
baby carrier
43 rings to hold discarded toys

top of the line
baby stroller with
designer car seat

Specialty nursing top
with hidey flaps to
breastfeed in case baby
refuses bottle

6 visible toys
to keep baby happy


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Travel Necessities for 4th Baby

Snacks (mummy milk)
Ergonomic baby carrier
Diaper in pocket
3 visible baby toys (aka kids)

Pintrocity

I can NOT for the life of me do a Pinterest project without serious mayhem or sadness or crying or bizarre fuzzy things stuck to my hair all day.

Powdered Sugar

Dear Dom is rather like my own three-year old who would just as readily believe that God should be Mummy-fearing instead of the other way around.

Parental Halloween Rights

Happy Halloween!

Spider Cooties!!

Therapy

Mummy's Helper

Fourth Child Syndrome

Swordfights

In the heat of battle, it's easy as a parent to scream the wrong name.  Screaming colors makes things infinitely easier.

Handsome Please

Eyes in the Back of My Head

Definition of Futility

Water Parks

Misplaced Hygiene

I didn't need that toothbrush anyway...

Mom's New Diet