It takes my three year old twelve seconds.
That's not the only difference. Both high schoolers and parents were prepared (about 3-5 months of rehearsals) for the performance.
My three year old gives no warning. He's the ultimate flash mob. And he's smart. He knows just where to kick you in the shins, where to hide (I honestly think that he prefers Spiderman for the ceiling dangling capabilities), and then can pull on the big goo-goo-eyes of repentance when he's done.
He moves so fast that you wouldn't be able to catch him on mall security cameras.
The almost two year old toddler is the same. The other night she decided that it would be a good idea to throw a tantrum in the bathtub. Only her tantrums consist in falling to the floor on her stomach and kicking. Add water to that and you'd have a case for the court, except that vigilante mom was there to catch her.
No one, I repeat, no one is prepared for toddler tantrums..
Anyone can be prepared for a badly acted Shakespeare.
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