You remind me of the babe...

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Food Fight

Cartoon lovingly smudged by sticky three-year-old fingers for your enjoyment.

Holy Phone Bill, Batman!

We have found the source for the media's misquotes.

Grocery Store Comebacks

It does not matter how witty your question or reply is, but how loving. 

I have been there.  I have been that beautifully dressed woman in the grocery store.  And I've also been Lucy.  But you don't have to walk a mile in someone else's shoes to appreciate on their behalf what they enjoy.  Be it heels or ugly orthopedics!

Also, remember what you say in front of children about them.  Believe it or not, even the babies understand your tone.

Happy Father's Day

To all of those dads who do the funny voices.  <3

Clean Up on Child 3

Ritual Cleansings

My home might be clean and organized one day...

And then I'll go visit my kids and mess up their house.

Meet the Peebles

Meet Lucy and Leo Peebles, the parents of four wild, unpredictable, and very loved man-cubs. And you know what they say, when life gives you lions, make a den. 

Lucy is a stay-at-home lion tamer and teacher. Leo works as a video game programmer  

As for their kids, well, there is Luke,  Dom, Kate, and Hannah. 

The characters and incidents in these comics are fictitious. Any resemblance to anyone other than myself and my family is completely coincidental. However, they say that six people in the world look like you and that can't be helped. 

MMORPG

I honestly do not understand the obsession with burlap and mason jars on Pinterest. Seriously. I have no mason jars in the house. It would be more cost effective to use kiddie cups. ...until I need kiddie cups at lunch time.